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Beautiful Monsters (Singles & Demo Recordings 1984​-​86)

by Folk Devils

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    The complete Folk Devils singles collection, digitally remastered, featuring eight previously unreleased demo recordings.
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1.
It could be worse boy, others weren’t as lucky as you Yeah some were stripped and murdered, left like trash on the beach Beer cans in the surf, fish suck on your bones Just like deadwood, salt in your blood It’s better this way It’s better this way It’s better this way It’s better this way Shake hands with death Hank Shake hands with death Hank Shake hands with death Hank Your strings were rusted, and your collar frayed Your face aged and lined by the mistakes you made So roll up your sleeve, the ambulance is coming I do believe No pain involved, your problem solved Headlines tomorrow, this is true, in black and white “Hank Turns Blue” Well it’s better this way It’s better this way It’s better this way It’s better this way Shake hands with death Hank Shake hands with death Hank Shake hands with death Hank Goodbye Hank Deadwood, Goodbye Hank Deadwood Goodbye Hank Deadwood Well your records don’t sell no more, no more Your records don’t sell no more Your records don’t sell no more, no more Your records don’t sell no more Just one shot of heroin and you won’t feel one damn thing Well it’s b-b-better this way
2.
Drug fiend dreams of a holy fuck Rolling in canvas, dripping dry Bloody blue eyes, pink tongue licks lips One trip dislocates a plastic hip Chewing the flesh I had nothing and I called it mine I’m only held upright by this brittle spine She’s laughing cold at a broken stick Black fingernails give a lazy flick Chewing the flesh Me I love you but I can’t stand That all I have and own is lying in my hand Desire deserts me I drift into despair And then I cut a lock from her cage of hair Chewing the flesh Yeah, chewing the flesh Yeah, chewing the flesh Yeah, chewing the flesh Mastication Chow, chow ch-ch-ch chow chow
3.
I called it familiar, I caught its lizard grin In the heat of its lazy lust I felt the end begin Its skin is a diamond sweat, its eyes a drowning pool A split tongue spits, no love, no hate, no pain was ever so cruel A beautiful monster…… Claws scrape the velvet skin, stripes so red, so white And now with death behind me, this new skin fits so tight  Animal object of desire stirs amongst the ash The dirt is cold, the beast is old, fingers scratch the rash A beautiful monster…… So beautiful
4.
Art Ghetto 02:53
I awoke in the art ghetto, to the stink of unwashed brains To the brown of blocked drains, to a punctured heap of remains To a pub in the moslem dome Approximity of my swamp home To the shiver of a poster ripped To enamel numbed and stripped To enamel numbed and stripped They hate it but they won’t move, stuck like wax in the Ladbroke groove Why don’t you go and write a song about it! A magic hipster and a German punk Well thumbed lives, a career drunk I could startle with my suspicion Get really hateful, a crazy fission Lead head has finally taken root A lace creeper crawl in a Western boot A leather skin keeps out the facts According to this and according to that According to this and according to that They hate it but they won’t move, stuck like wax in the Ladbroke groove Why don’t you go and write a song about it! There’s no mystery, don’t both to call Between the light switch and nightfall A greasy painting and a cultivated sneer Broken nose drips in dead flat beer Cancelled eyes signifies defeat Stored dreams drag next to buckled feet Walking commercial, everything must go! Everything’s cool, come on round for a blow Everything’s cool, come on round for a blow They hate it but they won’t move, stuck like wax in the Ladbroke groove Why don’t you go and write a song about it! It goes ar-ar-art, ar-ar-art, ar-ar-art, ar-ar-art It goes art, art, art, art, art, art, art, yeah…….
5.
I’m Brian Jones’ bastard son, the end product of all he’s done Idiot bastard son of a gun, I’m Brian Jones’ bastard son I sat and watched the water run, witnessed all the sad sick fun My mother was a faithless nun, I’m Brian Jones’ bastard son I never wanna stand alone, you’ll never understand I never wanna stand alone, you’ll never understand The pool was glistening in the sun, daddy sank, the others won He might as well have weighed a ton, I’m Brian Jones’ bastard son And I never wanna stand alone, you’ll never understand I never wanna stand alone, you’ll never understand You’ll never understand
6.
Nice People 01:45
Well someone dies in a crowded street In a painted desert, bones bleach in the heat Got blasted by the last train, sticky in my seat Well it grumbles and roars beneath my feet The taste of too much fun, the smell of burning meat Well I’m choking on lies and I’m sick of deceit Got to walk away, maybe admit defeat I’m not the kind of people that you wanna meet Gold dust sticks in the greasy shit Nice people like us don’t know Well it’s so hard you might hear, the sound of pain You can’t record it, cos they’ll say it again As words gets twisted, it’s gets hard to explain Doors keep slamming and there’s nothing to gain In the land of the living, nothing remains Just a scrap of paper and a big blue stain Persistence is useless, they’ll just call you insane Like if what you hear is no sacred claim Gold dust sticks in the greasy shit Nice people like us don’t know I’m not the kind of people that you wanna meet 
7.
I’m depressed about the press, too cloudy eyed to read I’m sitting in a stupor, too idle to even bleed Half the land half dead on an opiate drug The other half have to laugh at the one-eyed bug They go ha, ha, ha, ha A water hole swings tragic to the fuzz of a dead guitar Piano’s broken teeth chews glasses at the bar I think of a drink and watch all the white skin turn green In the corner that was mine, a boy that fucks the slot machine Murdered by boredom, frozen by degrees You’ve got the first symptom, of the English disease Another soul in torment with another tale to sell They’re up the creek of no return, there’s no days up in hell Another weak solution, too thin to even stick It makes you think, it makes you sad, but it just makes me sick! And stories just bore me so send me no more books Give me something I can use and hang up on a hook I think I’ve got a sex plague, it’s too late to scrub my genes  Incurable, insufferable, I’m somewhere in between Murdered by boredom, frozen by degrees You’ve got the first symptom, of the English disease Now my dreams have all come true, what is there left for me to do?
8.
Drifted south into petty crime, despatches home from time to time Rotten teeth, eyesight failing fast, who knows how long this life will last Bouncing back between pain and sleep Sucks on a bottle but there’s no relief Stuck on the wall, a dead pop star smiles Got lame for fame, crippled by style Scum mixed with foam, won’t you turn it into a poem Where the buffalo roam, where the buffalo roam She married young, got disillusioned quick And now the nights are torture and the days are sick Three months gone and filled with dread She dreams of death and a river bed Inside a stranger drains her strength And a calcium leech shortens her length The water's steaming and the razor’s sharp She's a pregnant angel with a broken harp Scum mixed with foam, won’t you turn it into a poem Where the buffalo roam, where the buffalo roam They hung on to some shred of pride When the other emotions shriveled and died Walking through a crowd asleep To a shadow that smells of dirty feet Their world just fell through a hole in a bag A cold sun shines through a piece of rag A siren wails and sends a shiver of fear Now they can’t afford what they hold dear Scum mixed with foam, won’t you turn it into a poem Where the buffalo roam, where the buffalo roam
9.
Wail 03:01
My heart’s a pit, with blood it pumps Twisted out of shape, observe my stump Pushed by lust, on guilt impaled Moaning in darkness, I just wail Wail! Now I caught the virus and I named it love I was wrong, it’s just not enough Meat on a plate, is that piece for sale? Now I’m cheaper than free, I just wail Wail! The storm that boils must appear calm So I carve L into my arm A vision of her, sad and pale And I throw back my head, I just wail Wail! I listened to reason and reason lied I finished the bottle and it gave me pride I tried treachery but it failed Now love crucifies me I just wail Wail!
10.
Evil Eye 07:22
Such an evil eye, it’s such an evil eye! My evil eye is a cracked-up lens If I had some you could ask my friends There’s no percentage in you asking why I eat what I see through my evil eye Such an evil eye, it’s such an evil eye! I sleep in a hole under the sky I get mistaken for your average guy Stalk him to his comfortable home I see it all I see the fire and chrome Such an evil eye, it’s such an evil eye! Cold is the hunter, warm is the blade The ground is hard, so is the spade We live like garbage, stinking high Don’t you put no pennies on my evil eye Such an evil eye, it’s such an evil eye!
11.
Illiterati 02:39
Here where apes in suits hold sway It’s happy hour and we’re glad to take your green stuff The gross features of a magazine vendor Switches to a bleeding straw hat Disgracefully no lack of conceit A taxi rank, that’s brandy in the back seat son Don’t you feel the ebb and flow? Don’t you feel the ebb and flow? Don’t you feel the ebb and flow? Illiterati, illiterati, illiterati, oh yeah Sucks you in and spits you out Sucks you in and spits you out Sucks you in and spits you out Soon sweat sticks to nylon shirt back Ratchet heads swivel in unison I’ve drunk my fill of bitter, bitter I’ve drunk my fill of bitter, bitter I’ve drunk my fill of bitter, bitter, bitter, bitter The shivering dump of a decibel dawn Illiterati, illiterati, illiterati, oh yeah He’s prone to drone, but I bet that he means well He’s prone to drone, but I bet that he means well He’s prone to drone, prone to drone, prone to drone, but I bet that he means well He means well How can you face yourself this way? How can you face yourself this way? How can you face yourself this way? Illiterati, illiterati, illiterati, oh yeah
12.
Tight Sleep 01:55
There’s a noise upstairs, up there in the dark I miss my heart, I miss my heart, it’s been taken too far Pinned to the wall but it leaks on the floor Sticks in my throat like a splintered bone I flood with rage The blind won’t see and the lame won’t walk And sure as hell the dumb won’t talk in my dreams tonight Collecting pictures of things that distress me I spat at a priest and he turned and blessed me To rights The voice is cracking, the tongue is parched Body is bloated, covered in flies With beautiful wings The blind won’t see and the lame won’t walk And sure as hell the dumb won’t talk in my dreams tonight In my dreams tonight
13.
Broken Head 01:38
His glass is empty, but the belly’s full A big jaw, slackened muscle, will not pull He turns a corner, a turn for the worst Talk about a drunk who died of thirst Not this one! Crawled into his ear and there it laid its eggs A mumbled, stumble on three fractured legs Ah you’re never young with a bleeding lung The angels swore he never sung Not that one! A mass of tape, watch it backwards roll There’s no such thing as too deep a hole Well I fall in love and then fall apart Stitched up tight with a leather heart Not this one! Buddy love, sister hate
14.
Albino 05:37
Albino in the road, blind and fumbling A pink-eyed wonder in voluntary exile He got a white tap stick And sunglass eyes All the ticket reminders Cartoons on the ceiling For Albino I tell you Anglo-Saxon sex is best It’s cold as a priest’s breath Cat sees rags piled high On charity counters For Albino (Kill the head and the body will die) Stale white bread
15.
Nicotine Tan 02:34
Before she killed him, he drew pictures on her skin His mistake, to shudder and shake This is the hate they make Her fake tan, his graveyard breath Now there’s only lust left Now there’s only lust left Kiss the cross around her throat Blooding is pumping, now hope remote Lays him out, tender with care Folds his arms, combs his hair Takes too much, too much Takes too much, too much Like some kinda holy touch Like some kinda holy touch
16.
It Drags On 04:39
It’s torture for you, it’s too much for me Still it drags on relentlessly Now we kick it around, but it won’t kick back The sky is blue and the sun is black, the sun is black, the sun is black It drags on, it drags on, forever Now the pain we inflict is the hate we love Deny it till there’s nothing left to prove If I could cut out my heart and eat it cold I would live forever with this hole, with this hole, with this hole It drags on, it drags on, forever Preserve it forever, freeze it on ice If I could go through it once, then why not twice? I remember once, I think I once smiled And then I hung it in a cupboard and after a while, after a while, after a while It drags on, it drags on, forever
17.
Belly Up 01:56
Made it this far so why stop now? When everything’s possible but nothing’s allowed Hate we embrace and love we spurn The lesson’s simple, you never learn Once I had visions, once I had hair I lost them both in this paradise of despair He opens the door, she closes her eyes As night winds down deep in her thighs Turn to god when the end is near In pain, in bed, in fact in fear Once I had visions, once I had hair I lost them both in this paradise of despair Belly up (in my paradise of despair)
18.
Happy Face 04:57
Well I prayed too much so my knees are sore A stained glass sunset throws shadows far But not far enough for my taste Not dark enough to hide this happy face Well I looked inside, I don’t like what I see But once it’s found it can’t be lost again And I think of the agony, and I think of the waste Too long spent behind this happy face Her velvet eyes are bright with pain I can’t stop myself from twisting a knife Tattered and torn, whatever happened to this place Now it’s just a frame for a happy face Well my shoulder aches but I can see the hill Now I look down on my empire of sand I had the world but it slipped through my hands This field of stone will be my resting place Finally wiped the smile off this happy face

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released September 30, 2016

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First time ever on CD and Digital Download. Digitally restored audio. The complete Folk Devils singles collection plus bonus unreleased demo recordings.
Limited edition 180 gram double vinyl. Digitally restored audio re-mastered for vinyl includes 4 page insert with exclusive lyric sheet.
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